
Every morning is a new nightmare for Tanga Winstead.
After waking up, she walks outside to inspect the destruction left in the wake of the previous night’s crazed Caligulan scene.
Winstead knew she would have to put up with parking problems, noise, litter and the occasional drunk when she bought a house on Annunciation Street next door to Grit’s Bar and F and M’s Patio Bar.
That’s to be expected, she said. It’s New Orleans after all.
But she didn’t expect someone to draw penises on her car or people to defecate in her front yard like goats. She didn’t expect to see people having sex in the parking lot behind her house or to find used condoms, tampons and dirty underwear in her bushes.
Winstead has also had her car scratched, her license plate bent, $100 planter pots smashed and fronds ripped off her palm tree.
“One morning there was someone sleeping on my front stoop. He was literally using my step as a pillow,” Winstead said. “I nearly stepped on his head. I rue the day I bought this house.”
Enraged residents shared similar stories at a Sept. 13 community meeting. They presented Chris Hernandez, owner of Grit’s, and Trevor Palmer, owner of F and M’s, with a good neighbor agreement. Nicole Webre, who lives next to Grit’s and serves as legislative director for Councilwoman Kristin Gisleson Palmer, drafted the document. The bar owner and the councilwoman are not related.
The bar owners were given two weeks to review and sign the contract. If they didn’t agree to the stipulations, which include increased security, lighting, noise abatement and video surveillance, the residents threatened to petition the city to impose sanctions or close down both establishments.
F and M’s and Grit’s entered into a consent judgment with the city in 2008 after neighbors lodged similar complaints. The decree required the bars regulate noise levels, pick up trash and hold monthly neighborhood meetings to address community concerns. Grit’s agreed to provide security details through the Orleans Parish Criminal Sheriff’s office or a professional security company.
Violations of the judgment would result in a $7,500 fine for the first offense and a 30-day suspension for the second.
The consent decree, however, has done little to solve the problem, said Ted Nass, who has lived next to Grit’s for eight years. Excessive noise continues to be a major problem in addition to the more outlandish incidents.
Nass said he has chased drunks out of his backyard cutting up lines of cocaine on his patio table and a couple having sex on his lawn. He even had a drunken bar patron park in his yard and then, hours later, attempt to drive through his fence only to pass out with his foot on the gas pedal after the vehicle got caught on a metal pole.
Two weeks ago, Nass woke up to find more than a dozen planks ripped from his wooden fence, just two years after the last incident. He has also lost several tenants who moved out of a nearby property he rents because they were too freaked out by the unhinged debauchery.
“I had two female law students living here and twice guys tried to break in the back door” Nass said. “One of the law students opened the door with a gun in her hand and the guy started arguing with her. ‘Hey, just let me in so I can sleep on your floor.’ It can be scary especially if you’re a woman home alone.”
Despite the new round of complaints, there is little chance residents will be successful closing the bars, said Justin Schmidt, attorney for F and M’s. Historically, the city only shuts down bars where there is widespread criminal activity that results in violence or murder, though there are exceptions.
In 1999, neighborhood complaints forced Audubon Tavern II to close but only after the bar had been cited repeatedly for violations such as underage drinking.
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